Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated