A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
