A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…