We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute