It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism