It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat