Dreams don’t come true; They are true
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Let there be light blight and hindsight