If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good