It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…