Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
