As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
