I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about