At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference