Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice