The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass