How to Win Friends and Influence people
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…