In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
