There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

I have an idea: I have no idea

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with