My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead