Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
