If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

I want what you want so I want a cow

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all