In a twist in hell there are no consequences

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening