Weighty Proposition
Plump or Fat
Weighty Proposition
So, am I plump or am I fat
Sometimes I ponder things like that
My necktie does fit me to tight
But my bolo fits just right
My buttons do appear quite strained
From all the extra weight I’ve gained
It’s kind of hard to tie my shoes
Is it the cakes and pies I choose
From deep within I hear a shout
The thin man’s trying to get out
Lose weight they say, I just shrug
My wife tells me, there’s more to hug
