I procrastinate the best
Knowing tomorrow’s the test.
Find everything amusing,
Even consider a little boozing.
Nothing can stop me
From looking at old photos.
Why is there a sea
And why are there embryos?
The weirdest of thoughts
Consume my little brain
I try to connect the dots
But no one can explain.
I’m sure I’ll regret it,
Tomorrow in the class.
But I’m not gonna quit,
Just trying to pass.
I procrastinate the best
Knowing tomorrow’s the test.
This is what us students do,
If you haven’t been to college, you won’t have a clue.