Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack