Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…