Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree