I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…