(2013)
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is
