My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon