(2014)
#Drinking #Funny #Short
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
