(2014)
#ComputerFunny #Love #Short
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed