They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”