(2014)
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together