(2014)
#Flirt #Funny #Short
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…