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Tyler Steven Clark

The itsy bisty spout spider

The itsy bisty spider
Came out the water spout
Chased away my dog
And drove my neighbors out
I’ve stayed in this tree
And I haven’t slept for days
Scared that the spider
Will come out he spout again

(2014)

#Funny #ScaredShort #Spider

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