They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice