(2014)
#Funny #Short #Thinking
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree