(2014)
#Funny #Short #Whale
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished