(2014)
#Funny #Jail #NervousShort
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
