(2014)
#BackShort #Funny
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…