(2014)
#Animals #Funny #MadScience #ScientistShort
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout