Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown