(2014)
#DownFunny #Hands #Hands #OnShort #UpsideWalking
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner