(2014)
#Funny #ProblemsShort
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…