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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Almighty bush

Every one shall fear me
For I’m the almighty bush
If I see you waiting for the road to clear
You might just get a push
If you get to close to me
I’ll grab hold and won’t let go
Your friends will wonder where you went
It’s a shame they’ll never know

(2014)

#BushShort #Funny

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I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
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I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
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The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
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Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
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I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
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On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
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Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
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Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
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nervs

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail



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