(2014)
#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…