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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

How to Brag

My friends all bragged
Of the things they did
James fought a lion
But had let it live
A snake bit Will
Then slithered away
It died of the poison
The very next day
Off a fifty foot ladder
I told them I leapt
But to be truly honest
It was off the first step

(2014)

#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort

Autres oeuvres par Tyler Steven Clark...
The sad man

The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
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Questions

You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
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Starring contest

I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
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Things I must do

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
The class

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
The robber

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
my girl and me

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
All-ot-aphun

If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
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Thinking hurts

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Upon her own pedestal

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
A retiring hero

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
The key to happiness

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Waiting for the moment

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Hang em high noon

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
House for sale

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door



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