(2014)
#FishPuddles #Funny #Short
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…