(2014)
#Funny #Short #Writing
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
