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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Almighty bush

Every one shall fear me
For I’m the almighty bush
If I see you waiting for the road to clear
You might just get a push
If you get to close to me
I’ll grab hold and won’t let go
Your friends will wonder where you went
It’s a shame they’ll never know

(2014)

#BushShort #Funny

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