He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old