(2014)
#Bikini #Laughing
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…