(2014)
#Animals #Funny #MadScience #ScientistShort
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip