(2014)
#BackShort #Funny
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
