(2014)
#BirdsAndBees #Funny #Short
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name