(2014)
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Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried