(2014)
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…