(2014)
#BirdsAndBees #Funny #Short
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock