(2014)
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What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…