My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought