There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick